Thursday, October 27, 2011

SOMA KICHEKSHO HIKI KUTOKA KWA BW MDOGO

One day Kyle’s dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in
that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the
face.
Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him,
‘Son why are you late from school?’ Kyle answered, ‘Dad, we had extra
... classes today’. Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and
slapped Kyle on his face.

His dad told him, ‘Son this robot is
special in that it can detect a lie and will then slap the person who
lied. Now come on tell me the truth. Why are you late?’ ‘Dad, I went to
a movie’ ‘Which movie?’ ‘The Ten Commandments’ Immediately, Kyle got a
slap on the face from the ! robot. ‘Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie
Sex Queen’.

‘Shame on you son, when I was your age I never
watched obscene movies or misbehaved’ Immediately, the dad gets a tight
slap on the face from the robot.

Hearing the last sentence,
Kyle’s mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says
to her husband, ‘After all he is YOUR son!!!’ To which the robot steps
up and gives Kyle’s mother a resounding slap on her face!

2 comments:

Yasinta Ngonyani said...

Robot kama hii ingefaa kila nyumba iwe nayo. Maana kuna wengi wengi kila siku wanasema uongo. Ahsante Kamala kwa kichekesho hiki hata kama ni kichekesho lakini mtu unaweza kujifunza kitu.

Anonymous said...

Nitaongea na Shem wangu Violet tufanye mpango wa kuiweka hii robot nyumbani kwako, Chimpulibujiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!