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In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new
one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The
director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave
him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said... "It's red wine, a muscat, three years
old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the
boss.

Another glass."It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The director
was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the work office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

"The boss collapsed"