Thursday, February 2, 2012

One Family was talking during a meal:

Youngest Son: Dad, whats d difference between 'Potentially' & 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Bill Gates for Tsh. 1 Billion?
Wife: of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: would u sleep with Brad Pitt for Tsh. 1 Billion?
Daughter:Yes He is my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, Tom Cruise for Tsh. 1 Billion?
Elder Son:Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: u see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting with Tsh. 3 Billions, but in 'Reality' we are living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard!

1 comment:

emu-three said...

Pesa bwana, inauza utu wa mtu, na mwisho wake ni nini....mmh, hakuna atakayeishi milele, ...